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‘That was probably one of the best games we’ve had’

and they

shook in a very sporting clasp

and, that, I have to say, If I’m dis honest

drew a personal, cynical gasp

Normal sweated formally from them

Normality rules


‘Not my taste’ my mind sneered

as I looked at my waist and ordered another beer

(There’d be small cheer) and overheard as they admired each other

chewing over the technical merits

of their recent game

Tu ck Fe nnis

By Andy Johnson


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